I love bacon, but I wish more things that have bacon on them would eschew crumbled chewy bacon and go with something crispier instead, be it crumbles or slices. I don’t want to feel like I’m chawing on a hunk of fat when I’m eating my bacon. I want it to shatter in my mouth like glass.

Have to, or want to? Actually, I’m not even sure it matters now that I think of it. I’ll still end up eating several in one sitting regardless.

I’ll still get the pizza one occasionally when I’m feeling lazy, but what I’m really all about now are the Hillshire Snacking Small Plates:

I got my shit pushed in by a level 50 Legendary Major Gutsy the other day, ended up having to lure it away from the objective I had to trigger and sneak back to it to progress my mission. No way I was killing that shit at level 20 lol

That’s probably what it was, I’m sure I just latched on to the -rod part and confused pushrods with connecting rods. D’oh!

But cops already do choose which laws to enforce and which to not. Higher profile instances like choosing whether to help enforce immigration law, to whether the Feds bother to crack down on pot shops legal in individual states, to whether or not to let you off for a speeding ticket. The precedent for law enforcement…

Sometimes the truth hurts.

Of the three cities you listed, who the fuck wants to move there? That answer is part of why they’re going to be in NYC, among other things. NYC is fashionable and desirable for some people, at the very least you could say being in proximity to it has some convenience. Buffalo has ass-eating.

The piece was also poorly edited. At one point, he refers to “the opponents of these politician’s.” He means “politicians.” Fuck’s sake, Andrew.

Don’t worry, Hillary Clinton seems bound and determined to make sure you don’t have any time to miss her.

Huh. That’s weird. I distinctly remember my mechanic telling me that it blew a rod. Not saying I don’t believe you, I must’ve misunderstood what he told me nearly a decade ago and it morphed into that over time. Thanks for correcting me. Wonder what it really was then?

I had a pushrod blow through a piston when I had a Chevy Cobalt. Two different engines, both after less than 100k miles. Early 2000's Malaise 2.0 GM products can suck it.

And yet, I don’t see you giving the government more money than you have to. Hmm, why is that, I wonder?

Unfortunately Trump is perpetually stuck in the 80's, between his shitty gaudy tastes, his belief that you need ID to fucking buy shit at a store (presumably with a check), and his love of the “right” kind of strongmen.

You first. No, really. You can write a check to the US Treasury right now if you think you’re paying too little in taxes. Seriously! You can give the government all of your money if you think they’ll do a better job with it than you can. Nothing’s stopping you.

I mean, you can’t cut taxes AND pay for a bunch of stuff too, it just doesn’t work. If you say you’re going to pay for a bunch of stuff for everyone then it’s not even about raising taxes for the rich, it’s about raising taxes for everyone. As rich as the rich are, even if you taxed the 1% at 100%, it wouldn’t be…

It’s actually not, but thanks for trying.

Of course you can complain about what your taxes are spent on, don’t be so goddamn fucking dense. Nobody is saying don’t spend taxes on roads or police or firefighters, but that’s a nice strawman you propped up. The point is all the other shit that tax money gets spent on that some of us aren’t willing to just bend…

It’s absurd to say the government shouldn’t spend literally trillions of dollars on most of the shit they do right now? Ok bud... whatever you say. Enjoy your hard earned tax dollars building that wall and killing brown people in drone strikes.