update: exciting news today!

When I was 16, I started dating the person who would turn out to be my wife. Despite the fact that I didn’t have a license and she did, I would always drive us around in her moms Ford Fusion. I was getting a little silly around a corner on a snowy day, goosing it, the whole deal--and slid directly into a rustic fence…

This is weird. I guess I didn’t do my homework, but I just thought this was going to be another Meat Boy release with some extra stuff. 

“Tomb of Ash claims that Core was in the process of flipping the remake into an Indiana Jones game.”

I’m always intrigued by the way people cover Gaffigan’s specials. His notices are always good, but there’s always the exact same kind of bizarre refrain: “It’s very good, but....” and then there’s some strain of condescension regarding his status as a largely clean comic, or that his material isn’t political or…

This is such a bitter situation. The project sounds like it never had a chance, but then again, a lot of the people interviewed seemed to think that the project wouldn’t have worked—even if they hadn’t been jerked around so much.

“People You May Know suggestions are not informed by your smartphone’s Location Services.”

I wonder if the Pistons/Bulls last-second shot bias is still in the code...or if another rivalry has an under-the-hood bias.

Probably because it’s the greatest basketball game ever made, right alongside NBA Street Vol. 2.

Hello! So I’ve spoken with several of you before. In fact, Luke Plunkett and former staffer Patrick Klepek were the first people I ever solicited games writing advice to who wrote me back. I had Jason take some questions of mine on Splitscreen once, and even had an email with Stephen’s phone number sent to me once by…

I think that the lineup on the NES Classic is really strong, but man, am I feeling this SNES list. Maybe it’s a sheer age thing (I played a lot more SNES than NES as a kid) but I la-la-love this list. I mean, between Super Mario World, NBA Jam, Street Fighter II, Samurai Showdown, Donkey Kong Country, Earthbound...I…

Law of averages, son! A great player will lose matches because of bad teammates and a bad player will occasionally be boosted higher than they should be because of great teammates, but over time, everyone ends up exactly where they belong.

I was youngish when I played The Getaway, but I feel like the blinker thing was always happening too late and I was missing turns.

Yo I’m real excited about Luke Cage, but man, how good is the GZA’s verse on this? I bet I listen to a track on 36 Chambers every day, and I bet I hear something from Liquid Swords each day—or at least get a line stuck in my head. Honest to god unbelievable how much talent can be in one group at the same time.

Can you explain how vinyl records are made this way?

I take back what I said. After you posted the same scene ten times, I watched it again, and he doesn’t look anything like Harrison Ford, and his Harrison Ford impression seems to be stuck between his throat and nose. Nobody could watch this scene and see anything but a stilted impressionist.

Are you Anthony Ingruber?

He’s so good in Hail, Caesar that he almost saves that entire film. Can’t wait to see more of him.

Worth considering that an entire generation was more or less just introduced to that character in Ep VII.

This guy is a total clown and people passing this embarrassing video around at all blows my mind.