come come fuck a dog in here

$400 bucks on the console,

My friend and I were getting really into Assassins Creed multiplayer, and sometimes when people would whisper behind us, our first instinct was to be like "Oh, shit!" because in-game, whispers mean your assassin in close by.

I see reticles pop up now and again, almost like when you can see little squiggly lines in…

How the fuck did Michigan get a pasty and not a Coney Dog?
I'm literally fifteen minutes away from 20-30 coney islands and we get a pasty.
Fuck!