This may mean War-riors but when Stephen A. speaks, all I hear is Durrrrr-rant.

You got the one person acting aggressive, screaming and the other guy shocked by his behavior and clearly regretting his decision to engage at all... is this whatever show that is or my marriage?!?!

Any Pauly Shore movie except “Encino Man” and “Son-in-law” or an Adam Sandler retrospective showing only his post 2000 films.

it was Travolting

As well you should.

Little League style would be at least two over-throws, but I nitpick.

Battlefield Earth is the only movie I’ve ever actually thought about asking for my money back. Saw it opening night and the entire theater was packed and we all laughed/cringed and dry heaved at the awfulness of it all.

You sick fuck!

They only play Water World and John Carter.

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

I’ll punch you in the low-hanging fruit

*Banned from life for Tinder.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

Cassius is a good, pagan, Roman name, godsdammit.

Burneko is using GRRM as a ghostwriter?

What if the entirety of ASOIAF is actually a recipe book detailing how the people will survive the winter on an unlimited supply of fried calimari? This has been foreshadowed in the books. GRRM spends pages and pages and pages detailing what characters are eating for no apparent reason. But what if there IS a reason?…

“Schrodinger’s Pages”

The 30-inch Zyla

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