Also Mel Brooks.

Whoa whoa whoa.... women don’t poop. That’s a scientific fact.

Railing against the blatant hypocrisy of fighting for equality for everything while possessing an advanced degree.

This is Harbaugh without his tall glass of whole milk.

This kind of idiocy is not learned, it’s deeply ingrained. Likely a second-generation idiocy, and second-generation Thunderstorm, directly descended from people who had a spiritual revelation and changed their last names to become one with the world.

Hard to tell in lower-case, but is your L reversed?

Yes. Please burn Facebook to the ground.

Here’s something from her only other piece on that site:

Somehow better than Tom Crean kissing his son...

I stand corrected. Your attendance figures are correct - mine are from the previous UAB game, @ FIU. I understand disappointing seasons and under-performing teams - I’m a Purdue fan and a Colts fan. But still... it was a joke.

2 teams currently tied for 2nd in C-USA doesn’t sound like “struggling” to me. On a national scale, maybe (13-8 overall record, 125 RPI) - but competing in the conference race is typically far more important for smaller conference schools. Also, official attendance was 1602/5000 - so almost as many empty seats as you…

From the views of the stands, it looks like several thousand fans were ejected before this fight even started.

He changed them after she had taken a fair amount of money - then she tried to access them after he changed them, only to find closed accounts. The financial part definitely seems weird/suspicious, as I never gave access to my accounts to anyone until there was a marriage license and I’m not sure why he would.

FWIW I have met the guy through mutual friends a few times, and the events of that night seem extremely out of character for him (definitely the domestic violence but unquestionably the cruelty to an animal). His tweets took a very seriously dark turn around this time, with no explanation. Now it makes sense.

Props to UConn for running train on everyone, but fuck that.

Purdue fans used to have GDB -

This is exactly the play you want to run in the last 15 seconds of a road game when trailing by 3... Sure, maybe you draw a foul - but Dodd was able to avoid the majority of the body contact, and you can’t count on that call on the road. He does pull off the short shorts though.

Eh an Oedipus reference is one that reaches across educational and generational barriers. We should really embrace the sisyphean task of making classical references more mainstream.

Add alcohol and it’s a Jim Irsay-Pat McAfee road trip movie.

Oh god he’s going to London Jacksonville, isn’t he?