He’d have to find the clique first.

I’m surprised he made this bold statement. Usually Rex’s players are instructed to toe the line.

Sounds like an upset is afoot.

Fitting they had Col Broccoli respond to an inquiry about a training mission to protect a PEOTUS who looks like an overcooked sweet potato.

At what point did McAfee pee in public? Was he drunk? Yes. Did he go swimming in a filthy canal? Allegedly. Did he shirtlessly approach a motorist to ask for assistance? Possibly. Did he micturate upon a rug in public? Not that I’m aware of. Please provide evidence for this.

Yet when I do it, I get ticketed for blocking the roadway.

Sorry you got knocked out at the 26. Should’ve tried a spin move.

Worse - I live in Pence-land...

Agree the biker did nothing wrong. He just accelerated the inevitable consequence of leaving the phone on top of the car.

Sorry-ass for the confusion.

No, these were games. You’re talkin’ bout practice man. Not games, practice.

I submit to you one of my favorite clips. King Neckbeard himself, when he was a Heisman hopeful.

+1 for a childhood flashback. Thanks for that.

Needs way more stars. And an ugly shirt.

10/10 v good dog would pet

Nope. That’s a Pokemon.

Huh. I always called her my “financier”.

Sideline control

Will you annex South Bend as well? Please?

You picked the Hip? They’re off-limits for at least a decade. (looks at calendar) Speaking of which, you could have gone with Nickelback for being objectively worse than Gord’s cancer (actually I’m researching how Kroeger is responsible for that tumor), or even Alanis for ruining every American’s understanding of…