Except the EWG was proven as a fraud last year. Its more based on the we hate GMO world than science. I would much rather have scientists than politicans evaluate my suncare line.

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Don’t you mean Braavos?

10/1: Tormund Giantsbane

YOU TRY SUDDENLY SWITCHING FROM BREAST TO FORMULA WHEN MOM GOES OUT THE MOON DOOR!!!!

“Jedi Brett Michaels”

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

Yeah, can’t quite fit it in there.

Things that are equally painful but take less than an hour:

Fucking yinzers...

Burn in hell, Joe.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Well, Tunsil already found out that physical contact with an amoral older man can have negative consequences....

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

Just came out of a meeting at work to this news. He’s local to me (I live in St. Paul) and a big hometown hero. I would like to go home and cry now. Instead I’ll share this video from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction, with his amazing guitar solo at the end.

Kodak could totally use this exposure in the press. Even if it's negative.