Thanks for this I'm going to go check that out right now! I'll have to watch the thing about getting it out, because it seems like that could be the trickiest part.

I should ask my doc if the length thing is related to my vaginismus. I didn't think it was supposed to affect length though.

There actually was a production stoppage. As soon as I heard, I stocked up on whatever I could get at the pharmacy. Glad you found what works for you!

I'll keep the Instead cup in mind, in case I ever grow the ovaries to try it. Thanks so much for the advice!

Thank god I mixed up terminology and not placement. I already mentioned elsewhere that I don't feel smart right now (but now I know!), but holy hell. Cannot imagine.

I use the slimfit ones, which have a 'satin' sheath over them so they don't expand as much. That said, to each their own!

Gah. It's like a trick question! I figured it was some kind of "canal" term.

Ok, I love OB tampons without applicators, because I think I have a short whatchamacallit (I actually don't know the name at 26 years old because I'm terrible — is it cervix?) and every other tampon is too long. I can feel other tampons constantly. I rarely wear pads because they irritate my skin and chafe my…

Ok, now I feel like I'm making a terrible mistake by avoiding these meet-ups. I like food and booze a lot, and I really like other people who like food and booze a lot, too...

I was just about to point that out! I love animals, but if you can't empathize with humans, I think you need to focus on that first.

Haha if you're gonna burn the bridge, BURN IT GOOD!

Ah well, they can deal with it!

I know, it sounds nice, but I just have enough going on. It is a nice reward set-up, but maybe it's just the way the people in my area are approaching it. They're really persistent!

I love using Yelp to review places, but I kind of hate how hard they try to make community happen. I have all these Yelp "Leaders" in my area inboxing me and being like "super cool review!" and inviting me out to Yelp meet-ups. I mean, it's nice to be invited and all, but I like my Yelp on the internet, thanks.

I got a reply from a regional manager about one of my reviews, asking to elaborate and explain what happened. He even asked for suggestions on improving. He apologized for the experiences and thanked me. It was kind of great. Makes for a boring story, though!

Yeah, I think was unclear about how the day would be split up in my first post!

Point taken, will say "No gifts, please." I'm glad a lot of people mentioned this!

Yeah I was unclear. I meant only the other way around. Trust me, my grandma is totally invited to the reception.

Ahaha I love your idea about scented candles for frenemies!

This is sort of what I was getting at, but at the same reception hall. Only thing is the fiance's hockey team and a few coworkers get invited to the last bit. I wouldn't exclude family or close friends from any part. Anyone getting a reception invite would be someone who probably wouldn't have expected an invite. And…