Genius idea: Everybody should get HIV and just let it run its course so we’ll have natural immunity.

It’s weird how our leading voice in medicine seems uneducated in this area.

“McCarthy also wondered why actors engaged in kissing scenes weren’t required to disclose their HIV status.”

Stephen Harper is an absolute asshole. Trudeau doesn’t seem to be an asshole. He’s not xenophobic, he’s not sexist, he’s not racist - all those things that Harper was. It is a miracle Harper didn’t get in. The Liberals ARE different - not MASSIVELY different but different enough that a lot of Canadian’s quality of…

Your friends don’t like him but they are doing you the kindness of not mentioning it or making a scene, so they probably aren’t having selfish feelings like jealousy. Personally, if your lifelong friends don’t like your boyfriend because of behavior that even you admit is bad and troubling, you might want to take…

According to one of my Grandpa’s favorite jokes, it’s D (this is the closest version I could find with the googles):

I’d have to think that engaging in years worth of arguments on Gawker is probably one of the worst things people who have mental illnesses that cause them to have major self esteem issues could do to themselves. The fact is that doing so is probably terrible for those of us who don’t have those problems.

It should have been taken like this:

I mean, you’re wrong, Henny Youngman predates that as does many of the borscht belt comedians. It wasn’t “invented” by anyone but to completely erase the Jewish contribution to the art is pretty ridiculous.

Cassie, what is your relationship with binary trans women that you feel so free to speak with such authority? I’m being specific here, because while you mention trans people here and there, it’s pretty obvious it’s specifically binary trans women that you’re always talking about. I’m sorry, I know you’re trying to…

Teacher here. You know what I thought when I started seeing the martyr competition? What do these careers have in common? They are both considered “female” professions for the most part. Methinks we need to stick together.

Take my uncle, for example. He was a criminal, who stole everything that wasn’t nailed down, and was on all kinds of government assistance in the 70s. He fled town because he had warrants in his name, married a woman who ended up inheriting a lot of money, and now is a holier-than-thou Fox-news spouting republican.…

I really do not understand why anyone needs to “come around” to gay marriage as though they are doing gays some great favor by ‘accepting’ them. If it doesn’t concern you, it’s none of your fucking business what two consenting people do. You don’t have to ‘accept’ or ‘come around’ to it. You just need to mind your…

All daughter’s polite reaction to their fathers.

I could build fantastical castles without havin to worry about some shit-head sibling kicking it down

I feel like you grew up in a family where they didn’t play Punch Buggy.