I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

Good. I don’t want to be your friend. You sound nasty.

Life imitates art.

8 Things Scrooge McDuck can do to your mom with as much money as he has! NUMBER 6 WILL SHOCK YOU!!

no we all know what needs a continuation...

38...but i’ll be watching cause my kids are watching...no really...

I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not :|

How’s his Scottish accent?

I demand Tailspin!

This just got me about 10000000283401340973409734019274 more excited to watch this show.

Disney just slapped everyone in the face and said, “Merry Christmas!”

Will the money vault be bigger on the inside? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

2016:

Everyone’s all exited, but I’m terrified of him now becoming the Purple Duck. “Put a bullet in your brain, Donald.”

Is it the money, the accent, or the lack of pants?

You were obviously watching a different cartoon than I was, then.

The regeneration was all like:

This is the happiest headline I’ve read all year.