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Yes to this! My father isn’t in the picture, but I still have his last name. When people suggest changing it, I’m usually like...

But it’s their name. Nothing wrong with changing it, but they’re his children not his ex-wife. The name is just as much theirs as his.

“But a great-looking ex wife!”

Engagements =¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I feel the same way. Congratulations, that’s cool, but ultimately someone’s engagement is not all that interesting to me.

Girl yes. Yes. What part of we don’t give a fuck about your wedding do these bitches not understand? Maybe she’ll look like ugliest bride ever, maybe she’ll look like a princess, maybe they’ll die together at age 99 holding hands on a beach, maybe he’ll fuck the maid of honor. WHO GIVES A FUUUUUUUCK.

How about, “You’re too good for the bastard and I don’t know what the fuck you were thinking letting him weeble-wobble his limp dick into you in the first damn place but, oh, well, I knew you had self-esteem issue but, damn, gurl, I thought we talked that shit out and it’s not like you’re preggers with his parasite so

I have a problem: I don’t care about anyone’s engagement. Like, I just don’t. At all. Not even the engagements that resulted in me being IN the wedding. A few days ago, friends (and I use the term friends loosely) of ours got engaged, and it was a big public surprise thing, we were all invited to, and I just decided I

Sofia V might not mind if her embryos were defrosted. They would fail to grow on their own and she wouldn't have to deal with that a-hole of an ex anymore.

Elsa and Anna. Two sisters trapped in a frozen wasteland.

I say she should unfreeze her daughters. Go to the clinic and take them out of the deep freeze and put on the counter and leave.

Those signs should read “Let your abuser maintain control and torment potential offspring because we want to feel good and righteous!”

So, forcing a woman to have babies she clearly doesn’t want is better than leaving them in embryo state where, AFAIK they don’t have to feel pain or rejection or be used as pawns in a breakup... got it.

‘Sofia: Unfreeze your daughters, unfreeze your heart.’

How protesters imagine frozen embryos:

I think it’s the tiny hands.

I don't know why I love the picture so much, but I do.

Good thing the internet is on the job, law enforcement would have never thought of looking for him online.

It is perfectly legitimate to dislike something on NPR, and turn off the radio for some amount of time. That is the appropriate response. Good for you for disliking something, and managing to be a reasonable human being at the same time. There have been plenty of times when I’ve rolled my eyes at the radio and

Happy Father's Day, Mom!

This year I finally bought one of those mini souvenir Oscar statues that they sell all over Los Angeles. They're