"Buzz Lightyear" is spelled out on the box the toys come in, so that might be why it's correct.

.... obviously

I cannot wait until my daughter starts writing (well speaking I suppose should come first, since she is only 9 months old...) because last summer I went through my elementary school papers and OMG the hilarity. I wanted to be a cheese taster when I grew up (who squashed that dream? sounds way better than what I do…

You want someone who did something malicious and stupid as a child, but has regretted it ever since, to die in a fire? Ah, you shining example of humanity, you.

It was my mom. And the answer is yes and no. My mom is a needy mom. She wants her children close and she is not above using emotional manipulation to achieve this end. Fortunately, she knows this about herself, so she's constantly self-correcting. Overall, she's a great mom because she is accutely aware of how shitty…

How am I not surprised that the British use the term "cupboard love" to describe the affectionate ways children act towards those who can feed them. That was an unsettling concept to come across in a child psychology book.

Ireland: Come for the Guinness and the possible Leprechaun sightings, stay to stumble into mass orphan graves!

I'm so sorry you married someone who plays golf. My deepest sympathies, I pray he doesn't watch it on television as well as waste hundreds of dollars on pleated khaki pants.

Heavens to Murgatroyd???? Was that review from the 50s?

Dude. I am a man. As a group, we've been terrible to women, and as individuals, literally almost every one of us has treated a woman like shit at some point in our lives, basically for no other reason than she was a woman and we thought we could get away with it. I include myself in that statement.

You know, this whole "shouting down a woman who's obviously frustrated about the problems she and other women around the world face on a daily basis not being taken seriously by guys who hit the 'NOTALLMEN' button whenever they feel they're being collectively slighted" thing...it ain't working. And it's only making it…

She is very cute. I would still laugh at anyone spending that kind of money on clothes kids will grow out of in 3-6 months.

As long as they don't buy and eat the 5lb bag...

Haribo gummy bears are the best gummy bears...

I guess my love of Whoppers is just further proof that I am an old person in a 24-year old's body.

Can I have your banana runts? I fucking love those things for reasons I can't even put into words.

I love it when people tell me things with the express purpose of shocking me, all so they can then call me a prude. I've been enjoying it since kindergarten!

A non-exhaustive list of things polyamorous people love:

You've said this half a dozen times. It doesn't get any less silly with the repetition.