Hark, the Fox News Assholes sii-yiing, “Glory to the Peed on King!”

No offense, but why would he? Everyone with half a braincell can see that it’s downright fucking nonsense. Our own Dutch primeminister told people that they could make of it what they wanted, full well knowing that Hoekstra just became a laughing stock.

It is impressive how, to cover their lies, the GOP has gone from the usual strategy of trying playing semantics to just a flat out denial of any reality regardless of what proof exists.

The reaction on the reporter’s face at the end? Yeah, man. That’s what we live with every day now here in #MAGAlandia. Hope your whiplash is better soon.

Let’s get some historical quotes about these people. Sumner’s words about Butler, from SC, are very nice; “Of course he has chosen a mistress to whom he has made his vows, and who, though ugly to others, is always lovely to him; though polluted in the sight of the world, is chaste in his sight — I mean the harlot,…

Ugh. I can’t believe that you spoiled not only the game having doors, but their aesthetics, too.

Those strong values Ms. “I can see Russia from here” was always talking about seem like they must not have taken hold too well.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

Jesus. If that’s Innocent, I don’t want to see Guilty.

The fatigue thing is a you problem, stop pretending it’s a real thing.

Not particularly, and I think you’re missing the point of her post.

Oh shit!!!! If Cartire isn’t sticking with this story it’s dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

This is about Alabama guys, the black vote carried the night and Trump blames her because they are all friends of hers and she couldn’t get them to vote for him.

You can’t just fire someone in the White House like this without having a replacement ready to immediately take over the position.

Oh God Rafi, just hook this shit to my veins.

It’s really hard, as a female, to go to the polls and vote for someone, even though those allegations were so long ago, even though they are just allegations. After Harvey Weinstein, it’s just hard. I think this is a referendum on Harvey Weinstein, not on President Trump.

“At 24/25, Page was no longer a girl and had the maturity to turn down a Woody Allen film if she so wished.”

Well, thanks goodness some dickbag on Kinja knows Ellen Page better than she knows herself.