“Stan, daddy only said that word because he could have won a lot of money.”

that leading space, four dot ellipses and then trailing space was a nice bit of poetic stalin, cj4.

Yes, but is the tie made of silk or .... lenin?

Don’t you watch Law & Order? This is sort of the Mob money handler who pays off politicians, etc.

Wendi Deng might be an actual super-villain.

Never forget: Ivanka is the bag man for the Trump crime family.

Having a child certainly didn’t make this woman know how to properly use the word “infer.” Imply, damn it! IMPLY

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

Feeding the needy only destroys their incentive to do better.

“A young audience and a terrific digital platform”, coincidentally, were Carlos Danger’s Anthony Weiner’s requirements for his online business, too.

“They have a young audience and a terrific digital platform,” said David Pecker, AMI’s chief executive, said of Us in an interview.

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

Sean Spicer needs rescuing!!! Call SEAL Team 6.

THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1

I mean, it does. In Leviticus 18:22, and in Leviticus 20:13, and in Romans 1:26-27, and in 1 Corinthians 6:9, and in 1 Timothy 1:10.

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s great that the people who ignore these verses are the people we consider moderate or decent Christians, but their decency is inversely proportional to…

*fart noise*

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

Okay, so, great replies everybody, but what we all must remember is that Marx admitted he had no idea how communism should work. He made no decrees about governmental structure. So when people say “communism would have worked if _____ hadn’t corrupted it” they’re acting as if “communism” is a thing apart from the…

Schreer also specified to have the "sad piano version" play at his funeral as they cut to commercial.