Yep. They instantly saw it as a trump card (no pun intended) for multiple similar attempts on their enemies. Anything and everything is devoid of meaning beyond its us as a means to an end, and that end is accumulating more power. 

I’m starting to think Giuliani’s baldness is a result of splitting hairs.

New Jersey, as seen by Trump:

Note to conservative teenagers: if Peter Thiel starts talking about how the GOP needs young blood, get the hell out of there.

The season finale is going to be Donald Trump bragging about stealing the election to Ali G, isn’t it?

Guilfoyle? I am unfamiliar with this creature. Please tell me her name is literally pronounced “Guile” “Foil”. That would add a shining ray of absurdity to this fucking horrorshow.

I saw just how easy it would be, were I less involved and less certain of our nation’s founding and its history, to fall for the populist lines they were shouting from that stage.

I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

Reporter: You didn’t answer the question.

This feels like a position that could be automated, to be honest.

You’re just upset because of how badly you got owned when we all bought Keurigs and then theatrically threw them out the window while screaming something about Loretta Lynch and the tarmac meeting. I bet Keurig still has nightmares about the day, and will never again do whatever it was that they did — pull ads from…

Once that guy with an NRA hat for a facebook profile responded to my comment about about the need for expanded public transit in Atlanta with “TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT!” followed by three snowflake emojis, I knew I’d been bested.

Because they don’t like the fact that Antifa isn’t crazy about capitalism or the system either. They want to keep the status quo. They like it.

I’ve already called the cops on you for this comment.

I hope the cops do something about the terrible scourge of traveling in the NBA. 

Because they are such repellant people that even other conservatives cannot stand conservatives.

Devotion can only be proven through adversity, so they have to invent some or else they’ll feel like frauds!

Continuity of consciousness is an illusion; the conscious you of yesterday dies in the night, and a new instance of conscious awareness is booted into memory when you wake up each morning.

My personal favorite was: