I always figured Porkins was driven to the rebellion after having to work with ‘Top Men’ on keeping the location of the Ark of the Covenant safe, only to have them corrupted by its power...

And now I'm singing the lyrics from the episode of South Park where Cartman starts a Christian Rock band.

I would like to know more.

It’s a safe bet that he may avoid matches and tinder of any kind for a while.

Why did they justify the text to the right like that? That’s not how large blocks of text work! THAT’S NOT HOW THEY WORK AT ALL!

A logical train of thought by another person’s standards is based on categorical reasoning, of which, no two people will share when not sharing the same conversation. The train of thought they had was continuous, just not based on your logic, whether female or not. “My wife hated her”; “was she hot?”: probably…

Not cool. ;(

That's not John Wayne.....That's Rooster Fucking Cogburn!!! The man must be considered armed and extremely intoxicated.

I fly my 'drones' nearly on a daily basis and I notice something very interesting:

My thinking exactly. There's nothing wrong with people having fantasies or hobbies, but I do think there's something wrong if that involves planning out an important part of some yet-to-be-known person's life.

Yeah this is the thing- planning a wedding without the groom kind of makes me think you're just planning a party where you want to be the center of attention and there's a floating silhouette standing next to you where any guy can get swapped in or out. What if he doesn't want to get married? What if he's allergic to…

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Einstein was an atheist (not so Abe Lincoln). That fact is best summed up by this quote from late in his life:

This is an an appropriate and measured response to a known threat. Where do I sign up?

You, sir or madam or other pronoun, win.

Absquatulation appreciation is my vocation. Cheers, with your choice of sweet libation.

Always nice to get some absquatulation appreciation.

Starred if only for the correct use of past tense absquatulation.

Nonsense, Twain didn't pass away the following year, he visited his good buddy Tesla and the two absquatulated themselves to the year of our Lord two thousand and twelve following an unfortunate titty goggle experiment.