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"I must adjourn to the lavatory," I thought sagaciously as my stomach gently bellowed its distress, "for I fear the harrowing quality of the author's missive has upset my constitution and given me the vomiting diarrhea," I finished knowingly, my bowel sagely and brutally asserting its assent.

This man deserves the Cosplay Awards. ALL OF THEM.

These women are probably upset because their employers just told them about their "deeply held" religious beliefs concerning contraception, and this is their last month of pills. I'd be confused, suspicious, and downright sad-faced too.

Serious reply - my apologies, and i'm hearing, listening, and feeling all the feedback. Was a bad night, is all. to Tyler - your posts are great, keep 'em coming. Especially enjoyed the S-3 post.

I'm really looking forward to your full report on the situation! I loved the Crimea explainers you did, it was a refreshing perspective that we don't often hear from the major media. Those articles were both your finest work and most broadly relevant, and I'd love to see more along those lines.

Look, you obviously aren't "owed" sex when you're in a relationship, but sexual intimacy is important and if you don't feel like your needs are being met in a relationship you have every right to voice those concerns. A list is perhaps not the best way to make a point, but a guy isn't a villain just because he

All this time I thought it was Homer's dopey cousin shooting them.

"The drone was found to have traces of marijuana in its system."

Don't forget that they sprinkled some crack on it before they left.

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

This shit reads like a 16 year old girl's free writing assignment from 1993. After she saw Demolition Man at the mall.

If you're "in the industry" you're either in denial or need to get in touch with what people actually want to see. How many of your races are going to be postponed by 6 hours or entire days because it is sprinkling in turn 4? Sorry....it is lame. Moto GP, F1, WEC...every other top tier racing series runs in the

It doesn't take a genius to understand what NASCAR needs to do to increase fan interest:

I just really like pretty cakes.

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

I feel like the West fiddling with the Middle East is analogous to someone who has no idea what they're doing trying to delete programs from a computer. Inevitably, we come to an unfixable situation.

I'm calling shenanigans. This looks closer to an old x86 MS-DOS or Amiga game in terms of graphical and audio fidelity.