Why are there mummies riding tubes?

“The only gasoline internal combustion engines that most people have in their households are either in cars or lawnmowers.”

Who the fuck is Janelle Monae?

I don’t know man, Carlos Castaneda taught me about lucid dreaming... just saying.

Well played sir. Take your star!

Why the hell would anyone want to go to Ohio in the first place?

???? How is he being racist? I don’t think race was brought up at all.

“I’ve never played Final Fantasy VII, and because of that, I’m interested in the remake.”

The answer is 1.

How about, “We Harass Insubordinate’s To Extinction”?

Yeah, but the acronym ‘WHLTE’ doesn’t work out as well as the one JaxJim pointed out.

“I’m a responsible gun owner.

Is she auditioning for the next Iron Sky movie?

Nice acronym!

I mean, how did they fuck that up? Was it a lack of actually paying attention to the source material; or did they just want to do their own thing?

My absolute apologies to Ms. Ross, but this has become the norm, unfortunately. I am a Caucasian person, that lives on the Northern California west coast (definitely not wealthy though). I work in a service industry within a tourist area, and the growing generational entitlement is going beyond their limits here, to…

Skeletor wants to talk to the Manager!

Aren’t all gun owners responsible? That’s what they all tell me anyways.

I see Florida Man is still doing his best to stay relevant in the news.

““‘Look at me,” DeShan allegedly told the girl. “Let me see your pretty green eyes. You don’t see them too much anymore.’