Oh hey, it's just my truck on fire with a leaking propane tank in it. I think I'm just going to SIT RIGHT NEXT TO IT. What's the worst that could happen?

Still spelling my name wrong...

Love that movie!

Wasn’t being a meth addict a requirement to work for American auto makers during that era?

Still though, it’s Nintendo. They’re always dicks about these things.

Cue the Cease and Desist in 3... 2...

Jim Rose Circus.

Star for Golden Earring!

Pontiacs were ALWAYS pieces of shit.

No big deal, until you drive into a state that requires them.

Hexadecimal is not 6 random letters, and yes, it is a universal code.

Hexadecimal isn't an inside joke.

I made this mistake once while cooking with habanero's. Had to take a leak, and my crotch was burning for about 15 minutes afterwards. To add insult to injury, I thought I had completely washed my hands after dinner/before bed. Woke up the next morning and rubbed my eyes to get the sleep out, forgetting about the…

You do realize that The Root and Jezebel are the brother and sister of The Onion, right?

Fuck Trump, and fuck that racist cunt Ingraham!

As the late great Bill Hicks put it, "Anyone,... DUMB ENOUGH... to want to be in the military,... should be allowed".

They’re good games. I just finished the first two, and I'm about to start Lightning Returns this next week. 

Dreadnaught's.

I got all 3 games when they went backwards compatible. Just beat XIII-2, and I'm about to start Lightning Returns this next week.

Full face or GTFO!

Full face or GTFO!