The dude probably didn't want to be married to Skeletor anymore anyways. 

“Will Packer has 10 No. 1 films and counting.”

This dude is getting off easy, with Skeletor wanting a divorce. 

I’m so glad that I don't live in a backwards thinking Republican state.

“... and they elected him anyway.”

We’re watching Idiocracy in real time.

I thought the Midwest and the South top searches were 'Sister'... or is that the 2018 consensus?

Oh, petty people being petty. 

“Smollett, best known for his work on the popular TV series, Empire...”

“I just slept through the whole thing”

Are we ever going to get Weed Fest?

Short answer: Nope.

What kind of other sadistic bullshit going on in Indiana?

“We are a news organization...”

I guess a lot of people really have never been to the beach.

Baseball Stars was a great game!

“not racist” since she “has Muslims in [her] family.”

Never even heard of this trash? Is she supposed to be famous?

Just bought this record last night. Seems appropriate to leave this on this article...

Here in California, you can go from Weed to Needles, but it would be a pretty rough day to drive it (778 miles).