My absolute apologies to Ms. Ross, but this has become the norm, unfortunately. I am a Caucasian person, that lives on the Northern California west coast (definitely not wealthy though). I work in a service industry within a tourist area, and the growing generational entitlement is going beyond their limits here, to…

Skeletor wants to talk to the Manager!

Aren’t all gun owners responsible? That’s what they all tell me anyways.

I see Florida Man is still doing his best to stay relevant in the news.

““‘Look at me,” DeShan allegedly told the girl. “Let me see your pretty green eyes. You don’t see them too much anymore.’

Oh hey, it's just my truck on fire with a leaking propane tank in it. I think I'm just going to SIT RIGHT NEXT TO IT. What's the worst that could happen?

Still spelling my name wrong...

Love that movie!

Wasn’t being a meth addict a requirement to work for American auto makers during that era?

Still though, it’s Nintendo. They’re always dicks about these things.

Cue the Cease and Desist in 3... 2...

Jim Rose Circus.

Star for Golden Earring!

Pontiacs were ALWAYS pieces of shit.

No big deal, until you drive into a state that requires them.

Hexadecimal is not 6 random letters, and yes, it is a universal code.

Hexadecimal isn't an inside joke.

I made this mistake once while cooking with habanero's. Had to take a leak, and my crotch was burning for about 15 minutes afterwards. To add insult to injury, I thought I had completely washed my hands after dinner/before bed. Woke up the next morning and rubbed my eyes to get the sleep out, forgetting about the…

You do realize that The Root and Jezebel are the brother and sister of The Onion, right?

Fuck Trump, and fuck that racist cunt Ingraham!