As the late great Bill Hicks put it, "Anyone,... DUMB ENOUGH... to want to be in the military,... should be allowed".

They’re good games. I just finished the first two, and I'm about to start Lightning Returns this next week. 

Dreadnaught's.

I got all 3 games when they went backwards compatible. Just beat XIII-2, and I'm about to start Lightning Returns this next week.

Full face or GTFO!

Full face or GTFO!

The dude probably didn't want to be married to Skeletor anymore anyways. 

“Will Packer has 10 No. 1 films and counting.”

This dude is getting off easy, with Skeletor wanting a divorce. 

I’m so glad that I don't live in a backwards thinking Republican state.

“... and they elected him anyway.”

We’re watching Idiocracy in real time.

I thought the Midwest and the South top searches were 'Sister'... or is that the 2018 consensus?

Oh, petty people being petty. 

“Smollett, best known for his work on the popular TV series, Empire...”

“I just slept through the whole thing”

Are we ever going to get Weed Fest?

Short answer: Nope.

What kind of other sadistic bullshit going on in Indiana?

“We are a news organization...”

I guess a lot of people really have never been to the beach.