surprised he didn’t recommend bowling shirts. they’d pair well with the bowling ball hole set of eyes this motherfucker’s stuck with.

just what they needed, more hot air.

less is more.

right, i said that in my last sentence.

the “revitalized” part of our city is filling up with those soviet style housing buildings. they’re god awful boring monstrosities that will be despised in a decade.

you ever been to rome? they’re far from broke.

Wish list of three seats I want the Dems to pick up in 2020: 1) Kentucky 2) Kentucky and 3) Ummm....tough one....probably Kentucky.

*person whose house is infested with roaches finds a roach next to neighbor’s house*

won’t someone please think of the privileged children adults!!

hey massie, your district is a fucking backwater filled with nothing beyond economic stagnation, high school drop outs, and pill poppers. glad to see your fighting for them you useless, smarmy motherfucker. you’re lucky they’re also complete pinheads, otherwise they’d be on to your scheme of not doing shit to improve…

there’s always the next routine fly ball

so she paid half the tax rate as people who earn less than half as much as she does....and she’s done jack shit to fix that disparity...while having the power to change it.

it’s almost as if the media should not have even mentioned barr’s (clearly dismissive) summary of the report and stuck to the script of releasing the whole thing. that 4 page ‘nothing to see here’ bullshit was obviously a distraction the media followed like fools.

3/4 of the AL will be a joke this year.

but check out her stellar qualifications for public office!

damn, with moves like that no wonder they won by -14

hey rand, do us all a favor and get back that yard work, douchebag.

the only thing worse than scott walker are the fucking idiots who enable him. sorry everyone, but apparently when us sane Wisconsinites finally flushed this turd, he merely splattered over the rest of the country.

she should win a pulitzer for this. no writer has ever managed to capture the essence of a hot fart in text form so accurately.

“...you won’t like their answer...you’ll LOVE their answer!”