a travis scott proposal to kylie jenner after a boring ass maroon 5 halftime show during a super bowl where trump fucker scum lord bob kraft wins another ring is what this country deserves...and goddammit, we’ll get it. that’s how this shit script life we’ve been living is written.

hell is too good for fox news employees.

Fiji Water is owned by the Resnicks, disgusting billionaires who are the epitome of what’s wrong with our society (look up their role in Iranian sanction propaganda, California water rights, and exploitation of Figi’s water resources).

“We thought we had a really, really good fake, and somebody didn’t block the guy they were supposed to block”

she’s an opportunist. she used the me too movement as a means of career growth to a name for herself. not surprising that she’s actively courting wall street. she’s both unremarkable and duplicitous.

Cancel Jost Gaetz

dave rubin is a piece of shit. this “i’m a social liberal but i’m afraid of government overreach” character he puts on is such a goddamn gimmick clearly created to serve a niche of the population that wants to mainstream or apologize for far right extremists. fuck that guy.

hell is too good for him.

that primus set is a classic.

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Can we talk about how this dipshit (unsurprisingly) doesn’t know how venn-diagrams work?

on his way out, he had to hand out an extra $28 mil to Kimberly Clark to save a business that puts high quality products like these

i’m now blind from the overwhelming whiteness.

nope:

lose to chargers, then lose to charges.

hot take: mckinnon is an insufferable theater nerd. her shtick has gotten old and her impressions are all the same. 

the show needs a culling. get rid of half the cast, clear out the writer’s room, and get rid of jost. it’s amazing to me that the material they’re putting out passes as acceptable in their minds. i suppose when you have a writer’s room full of smarmy ivy league pricks who think every bit of content they produce is gold…

i know someone who drinks tea constantly, says he doesn’t drink coffee. i hear him slurping that disgusting garbage all day, then yawns (the exacerbated exhale kind of yawn, never covering his mouth) constantly, dozes off in meetings...dude, drink coffee.

same could be said about belichick: QB and AFC east, a conference that is even higher grade dogshit than the NFC north. hell, the entire AFC for the past decade has been dogshit once you get past the top 3 teams.