It’s almost like listening to that one movie critic whose tastes run so opposite to your own, you know immediately not to watch a film when he praises it.

But honestly, why do these ex-officials get access to this shit anyway? No, seriously, why?

We are expected to be respectful of our surroundings and the people in them, like always. 

I genuinely don’t understand how a full half of the population can’t seem to hold it until they get to an actual toilet, while the other half seems to manage just fine.

Ugh. Could men maybe just not treat the world as their toilet? 

And women are expected to do...what, exactly?  Use a litter tray?

I’m no expert, but I feel like there must be a better solution to public urination than a slightly different version of public urination.

You chose baby names with me first and I want that bitch to know it! 

It’s remarkably passive aggressive. Let’s release the baby names that we chose together-- now you cannot chose those baby names with any other mate. She’ll know and I’ll know and you’ll know that the name you loved was chosen with us first. 

Lena Dunham tried to pull of a weird power play here and failed. “Look! I’m so over you , I can tell the world our hopes and dreams without . . .” ***dissolves into body wracking sobs***

approaching middle age?  At 46, he’s arrived! 

bye

Oh, come on. School teachers work with kids in large groups as part of their jobs, mostly in public. That’s not remotely close to the same thing as having kids be your best friends and sleep over at your house because you appreciate their innocence or they don’t call you on your crap the way adults do or whatever.

Sam Smith is annoying AF and I would be perfectly happy if he never made another song again. But going after someone for saying they dare not like something is absurd. If he said “Michael Jackson had no influence on modern music” then obviously that statement should be torn to shreds.

And that’s not even what he said, he said “I don’t like Michael Jackson but this is a good song” so he might not have even been referring to his catalog of music but his questionable antics. It’s wild. 

But he isn’t denying his impact- simply saying he doesn’t care for a lot of his music. You can absolutely think someone is talented and impactful without personally enjoying their art. 

This seems silly as hell. We have no idea what the context was and holy shit with the revelations and steps forward that we’ve taken in regards to sexual abuse/grooming, we are really gonna do this? Drag Sam Smith for saying “I don’t like Michael Jackson but this is a good song”???

Maybe he doesn’t like Woody Allen or Roman Polanski or Kevin Spacey either? Michael Jackson is a dubious hill to die on, and for the record I have zero hit songs so don’t waste your time Ms. Mills.

You could use to raise your standards for “the quality of a man.”

Honestly this comment— and particularly your comments about what is or isn’t “insecurity,” just make me sad. Women get fed such bullshit about what they should be okay with— and what it says about them if they enforce some fucking boundaries.

You are…

My husband has his looking brothers. In. No. Way. Do I want to fuck them. You can acknowledge beauty without putting in a “I’d fuck that" category.