What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is just the first step towards other dystopian game shows like Wheel of Food Stamps, Bowling for Chemo and Who Wants to Get a Kidney Transplant? It’ll be The Running Man before you know it.

HA HA HAAAAAAA her model??? what kind of model???  Ford Pinto of models?

I mean, she still doesn’t look *totally* natural, but this face works better for her than the Big Ang duck lips she had previously. I always thought she was cute before she started messing with her face.

all share the same pastor

... why did I read all that?  I don’t know who any of these people are. 

I agree with your points, but you mean "role." I kept picturing a convoluted debate over who should get the last dinner roll.

Then organize a seance. They’ve been dead for thirty years.

OMG she’ll do press tours talking about how hard it was for them (and her) to make her ugly every day. And that she now understands that “real” beauty comes from within... or some shit.

It’s like people haven’t even looked at the role she’s playing.

She’s playing a big, broad shoulder, square face MAN. Her attractiveness means nothing. Get out of here with these lame excuses.

But she’s a terrible actress. 

Her conventional attractiveness isn’t going to do anything for the role since it's going to have to be hidden under a ton of makeup and prosthetics. Johannson has yet to carry any movie to great success that didn’t have a gimmick to it that makes it unclear if her presence was the draw. From what I’ve read about this…

I would be absolutely devastated if I was the parent in this situation. I don't think I could ever laugh at it. 

Food for thought from Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.

I’m sorry that happened to you. I had a similar thing happen with my parents where I had horrible pain in my ear, they assumed I was being dramatic and my eardrum ended up rupturing after 2 days of no sleep and constant crying from pain. It really impacts your trust in people when someone who should care for you…

What? Does having a child make you a dick? I would feel HORRIBLE if I decided to ignore someone I was caring for who told me they were in horrible pain and they ended up in the hospital for a week because of it. I wouldn’t want to share that story at all! Let alone laugh about it.

She was laughing about how she didn’t believe me.

I know of a few parents who would feel more chagrinned than amused to find they caused their child needless pain. 

just poor boiling water over him