Alicia, honey, we need to talk. Googling something is not a talent. My son learned to google at 7 (relax everyone, firewalls, filters, etc - Mr. Penguin is a network engineer so no porn for the kid). It took 4 seconds to teach him what it was and how to use it.

My favorite sign today: “As a black boy I just hope that one day I have as many rights as a gun”

He tells every guest they’re his favorite, and for some reason that infuriates me.

Given their age and abundance of staff present (who rally called), it’s a school endorsed protest. So obviously everyone involved is following the day’s curriculum. Just fyi, field trips and cultural activities are valuable teaching tools.

You obviously don’t know what fancy-dress party means.

KATY PERRY WAS A BULLFROG

I also love how she managed to squeeze Pi Day in there lol.

My friend’s mother has RSF. She always looks like she’s smiling.

You mean like “crisis actors” in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting?

She looks like a CGI construct created by an AI who has access to images but has never actually encountered a human before.

Judge away! Who died and made you the arbiter of good taste?

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. My main bafflement is always, both with celebs & plebs WHERE AND HOW DO YOU FIND THOSE PEOPLE SO READY TO JUMP INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE? And a smidge of “Plz teach me your dysfunctional ways.”

lololol..................I regret that I have but one Star to give.................

Kaley Cuoco wants to be married yesterday.

I’m pretty sure Jared’s father is a white collar crook. I think Josh is the black sheep.

“I was just there to be there”

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

I love Jordan Peele and his wife.

SOOOOOOOOOO THIRSTY. I posted the same thing. I follow her on Instagram, and I want to be like PLEASE PUT CLOTHES ON. [emphasis mine]