He always says dumb things that invite criticism, then he dismisses the comments. Tiring

....and baby/childrens bikinis. What is that?!?

don’t put little girls in weirdly sexualized dance outfits. Don’t criticize their weight

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like…

“Pay your taxes, Paul Hewson” is my new go-to insult.

Not all women. Just the women who wish to enter his arena.

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

He took in a kitten I found under my porch, which I couldn’t keep bc my old cat wanted to eat it. Then he got a second cat so the kitten would have a friend. I think we’re even.

I hope that decision bites them in the ass. I would not be comfortable with my real name out there.

It’s a balding redhead. It’s just missing the goatee.

It’s so annoying how eye crinkles on dudes are hot af but my womanly eye crinkles are ugly and i’m a weathered old crone. Just the god damn patriarchy ruining my life AGAIN.

I’m the same age as Harry. As a child, I had such a crush on Prince William. I thought Harry was just so immature and goofy. Even in our early twenties, I was like, “OK, he’s kind of cute.” Some time in the mid to late twenties, it was like “Hold up!!! He’s the hot one.”

Would still hit.

Remember way back when William was the hot one? Who would have guessed.

GOD I HATE WET TAMPON STRINGS SO MUCH

she has people for that, cmon

I hope it’s not BJ. He’s always seemed like such a pretentious asshole, and she deserves to be treated well by a partner.

I think you might be reading a bit too much into it... :)

It just means there were no previous children.

It’s very common to use ‘first child’ when writing about such events.