This girl is more conscientious of the world around her than me. I’m so glad she has the motivation to change it; I don’t want her to ever lose faith in herself as she grows older.

I feel like this kind of edgy humor was popularized by South Park: meant to be offensive but ironically so, such that we’re not actually mocking Asians for small penises or Jews for their noses and greed, because we clearly know those are false caricatures, and we’re just mocking terrible people who believe these…

I don’t know if anyone else is seeing this, but it looks like she has a faint mustache???

Crazy Ex Girlfriend has changed my life.

They’re just sacks of yellow fat

One state

I hate to admit it but Sally Yates feels like years ago. This administration needs to hurry up with this nuclear holocaust it’s already committed to.

How would you even blackmail a guy like that? All his dirty racist laundry he already airs out in the open.

because something something not newsworthy, in their own words, probably

I think he’s confusing friendship with amiable politeness and professionalism. Donald thinks that people who don’t outright speak down to him to his face like he does to everyone else must like him, because he doesn’t have the adult social skills or mindset to understand that grown-ups put aside their differences to…

It is literally high school humor. My kid brother models his schtick from PewDiePie (gross) and has tried to get me to laugh at some of his recent videos. I get more out of a good Deadspin pun or a sharp Trump epithet on Jezebel than one of his edge 4 kidz videos.

If he was cool he would have apologized for Japan’s use of comfort women during the war.

I am terrified for next year’s gubernatorial race in PA. I feel like Wolf could very well be replaced with a Republican who would pass just these types of bills.

Yeah, I was gonna say—it’s so quaint how he actually goes around to places and makes plans to meet people (in person!) in order to bring down those he sees as political foes.

Actually the best part of the election was 500 Days of Kristin Day 379, which was also 365 days ago

Ummm I believe you just plagiarized the opening to Chapter 5 of my future memoir

I’m surprised they don’t do this on purpose—they are so cartoonishly evil that I expected them to carry out meetings only in dark rooms.

I’m going to embroider that comment and hang it up in my room

I have had a green card since I moved to the US as a child almost 20 years ago (my oath is in less than 2 weeks) and I can say that the reason some never bother to get citizenship is that the whole thing costs time and money ($600) for relatively little benefit (voting, and only recently applying to work in government…

In class today we visited the front page of The Scientist and we all had to pretend to ignore the fact that half the headlines were about Trump’s executive orders impacting scientific research and science policy. It might just be that millennials are afraid to speak out about their political views in a professional…