A severed ear works just as well.

Listen...it’s time to stop calling that thingy a tea kettle. Lynch has no time for tea. It was a coffee percolator, and Phillip Jeffries was the fish inside it.

Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.

But you could eat maple walnut ice cream out of it.

I’m with you. Why do there have to be so many familiar locations, familiar aliens, and familiar themes from Star Wars movies in every Star Wars thing? I call that “fan service.” It’s always all about the world established in the original trilogy just because people like those movies. Why can’t there be more…

Great!! I was ONE episode away from finishing the final season of ‘Moonlighting’! Thanks a lot, Bucko.

They actually chose the roles they wanted to play. Paul would have been Frodo, Ringo would have been Sam, George was to be Gandalf, and John (really) wanted to play Golem. They wanted Stanley Kubrick to direct it.

Well, it couldn’t have been Paul. Dead guys can’t swear. They can fart, but they can’t swear.

I adore the Supremes. I was watching ‘The T.A.M.I. Show’ last night and got choked up as soon as I heard the first note of “Where Did Our Love Go”. I didn’t even know about this yet.

That is such a great movie. Tierney is certainly unforgettable, but Esther Howard steals the show. ‘Born to Kill’ also has the most egregious use of stunt doubles who look nothing like the actors they’re subbing for I’ve ever seen.

Ugh, yeah. That mortifying Hall of Fame speech is all the evidence necessary to conclude that the guy has serious issues. Hmm... an utterly untalented guy who became incredibly successful because of his family connections who seems primarily driven by greed, bitterness, and the belief that he has enemies everywhere.…

Jones Beach, New York. The music was professionally performed, but (please forgive me) the vibrations were not good (seriously... please forgive me).

I saw them on that tour and it was dreadful. Mike Love kept making painfully unfunny and fairly cynical comments about his bandmates between songs. Brian never spoke and generally seemed miserable throughout the show. I felt genuinely bad for him. I also saw Brian play with his own band at Carnegie Hall on the SMiLE…

Very fitting final line from Al too: “He wants me to tell him something pretty.” Underscores the fact that in reality, endings are not neatly tied with a pretty bow.

jmyoung123 was right. It’s Wood, not Lane singing lead.

Awww. This is actually kind of cute. Lynch thinks the most evil person in America can be redeemed with sweetly naive sentiments. Realistically, though, the only thing that will redeem him is a White Lodge thunder-punch with a green gardening glove.

I assume that by “crude” you mean “a brilliantly rendered pop art exhibition brought to life.”

Plus: Mike Nesmith and the First National Band’s “Mama Nantucket”, Nick Drake’s “One of These Things First”, Procol Harum’s “Whaling Stories”, The Move’s :”What?”, James Gangs’ “Tend My Garden”, Neil Young’s “Don’t Let It Bring You Down”...

The best part is the look on George Harrison’s son’s face. All the older guys on stage seem strangely unmoved by Prince’s supernatural abilities, but that kid looks like he just discovered Santa coming down his chimney.

But ‘I’m the Man’...criminally underrated.