The Internet classic. I...I have no words.

So, fastest and most destructive works. But the B-17 was still bigger and more iconic.

"For so long, the aviation experts insisted that the B-24—which was the biggest, fastest, most destructive bomber in the American arsenal at the beginning of the war—was too large to be mass produced. "

I made it through less than half of this cut. Those movies just get worse and worse with age.

My favorite variant:

I have a million friends that are in bands, or have some kind of artistic project, or small business that I get Kickstarter and other crowdfunding requests for all the time. To date, I've donated to one friend's cancer recovery fund and THIS FUCKING MOVIE. I even missed the deadline date for the initial Kickstarter…

My god. Even after all these years, and knowing it's going to suck, so much about these movies is so god-awful. ESPECIALLY, the acting. Who cast Hayden Christiensen? I've watched about a half hour so far and still can't get over the feeling that this is like the most expensive B-movie ever made.

I rented one of these for my honeymoon. Between the size and the sightlines, I NEVER wanted to parallel park or reverse the damn thing.

And a porn star making it in a legitimate TV role is bad because...

Extremely NSFW link: www.fuckingmachines.com

It was a plant. Hilary saw the speech and figured it was the only way to make it exciting. Seriously, the 30 seconds leading up to the shoe throwing sounded about as fun as paper cuts under your fingernails.

So he really is following in Peterhansel's footsteps. When will he move on to the trucks?

On the one hand, that's awful behavior by the Camaro driver. On the other hand, when i was in Bali, using the middle lane of a two lane road for passing was pretty common. Especially in the mountains with tourist buses and old diesel trucks in both directions, you'd have to thread the needle every once in a while…

"Flavorwire's Tom Hawking lamented Moore's admitted philandering, claiming that Moore had disingenuously presented himself as a counterexample to the dickswinging rock n' roller..."

So, there's those stories published on Jezebel and Gawker about the nightmare of what it's like to work for Target and how folks shouldn't shop there. And then there's an article about how mad you are that you can't shop there any more.

Only going by visual cues, but it looks like it has an awfully long wheelbase and relaxed steering geometry for what I imagine is supposed to be a sports bike. I mean, it's a Lotus, right?

Why is he using what looks like a rubber mallet? The hammer he used to break the spark plug would make more sense. Still, motorcyclists have known about this trick for ages because we're sick of crackheads and junkies fucking up our bikes and stealing our sparkplugs so they can break into people's cars.

Wait. Reselling at a profit? How is this happening? What idiots are buying from these people?

I spun out on the way to Tahoe once. As the car completed its low speed spin and did not roll down a mountainside, and my heart started beating again, I noticed to CHP on the other side of the road. They looked up for second then went back to talking to each other.

I'll be honest with you. I'm not sure how it all works out legally. But it really seemed that the police were dragging their feet on charging the driver with anything following the accident. It's not beyond the realm of possibility that going after Tesla may have been recommended by the attorney. As stated previously,…