@Mark Arness: A tool with the sole purpose of causing harm or death to the target. A hammer can be used to build things, or to bash in someone's skull. A gun can only be used to kill.

@Boding: Nothing. It's the truth. Eventually his nose will grow.

"and besides, sharing is just a nice thing to do."

@Foohy: We should just use some sort of computer program which mimics human interaction, so that all the AIs are judged against a consistent baseline.

@crd22: Personally, I need a few hundred slaves to build me a giant staircase, preferably in the form of a pyramid, perfectly aligned with the stars, so that after I die I can climb to the heavens more easily.

@Janglesatwest: Why not both? He could be anything! He said so himself. So he could be a conjoined Fry-Laurie Doctor somehow.

So he's a dick and she's a cheater, but they're both politicians, so we knew that already.

@BigLundy: Carve a huge face into it, illuminate it with a bonfire, and then drop it on a pontiac.

@Fulgrymm: It would also be feasible if you live in Europe and your destination is somewhere else in Europe. Just saying.

Does anyone know how Lojack works exactly? From what I can tell, if you encrypt your boot drive, it's useless.

@hessianerd: If they know about ophcrack, your windows password really isn't going to do anything. It's not difficult to remove passwords from accounts with software when you have physical access to the computer.

@Michael Bauser: You'll need to find a concert at a bar, and get seats in front of the window where you've parked your car. And you'll also need to get some shrubs in the background, so this can't be any ol' bar downtown. Needs to be one of 'em fancy bars with a park outside. Also, you'll need to get a girlfriend.

@ryanchild292: I did not mean to be insulting. I apologize.

In this video, Topher looks so grown up. It's kinda strange actually. In the show, he was just so childlike.

@FlawedHero: Honestly, I doubt that Canada is much more "gay" than anywhere else, just that people are less scared to admit it. Probably the biggest contribution to the homosexual population is people who move here to be married. Although since these stats are from a dating site, perhaps I'm just wrong.

@gelatinous_d: The author is OkCupid.com.

@Orion126: I think the previous study was performed on kids. So between the two studies, I have concluded that our willpower does not increase with age.

@jbodar: I don't know why anyone would rather do it by URL rather than IP address, but I know that's not it. I live in Canada, and we (usually) get a different set of ads than you Americans.

@MyNameIsTooAwesome: That sounds like a pretty fun game. I'd buy it.

@nobeastsofierce: Not that it doesn't sound great for the customer, but why should a store be obligated to repair something with a 1 year warranty that failed after 2 years? That seems to defeat the purpose of having any time limit on your warranty at all.