To be “that guy,”

Wait, does Mary think 2 Timothy 3 is helping her cause? She thinks that is describing Trump in a positive way?

I assume the full text of that pamphlet was, “two kids, a wife, a church group, and a Grindr account.”

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

Thank you.

Olympia Dukakis is my spirit animal.

This kinda feels like this crossing the line. What the woman did was wrong, ironic, kinda funny, but she didn’t harm anyone, and I thought her getting fired in the first place was too much.

Hon, you really need to see a good psychologist and a good psychiatrist. You sound like you need meds and therapy. I’m chronically depressed, but right now I’m in an upswing, so I know where you are (I was there about 3 years ago, lost my position, but the company moved me to a new one, thank the gods).

I’m wondering if it just depends on your circle of friends. Mine are the type to drop by with food, throw in a load of a laundry for you, hold the baby while you shower, then gtfo. Maybe the groups of ladies who do a lot of lunching and cocktail parties want a chance to celebrate everything, even if it needs to be…

My cousins had one for their second child, but didn’t expect “normal” presents. The invite requested frozen meals to help stock their freezer so that they had plenty to eat in the first few weeks after the new baby was born.

Also, the person she “left” her child with was that child’s other parent. If it was a succession of hired nannies I might be willing to entertain some speculation (although being raised primarily by paid help has worked well enough for enough people for long enough that I’m not even really ready to raise an eyebrow)…

Uhhh legit though just because your husband is a lying, cheating, crappy philandering husband doesn’t mean he’s a bad father to his child. Though there could be some arguments made about example-setting, these people seem to feel like their son is somehow unsafe with his father and that’s she’s a bad parent for…

Wow the sexism there. Has any man ever been questioned about leaving his kids under the care of his (not mentality I’ll) wife?

I’d be willing to wager that she stayed with Weiner so long BECAUSE of her son, because she didn’t want to have to share custody with him, where she'd have much less control. So fuck these people calling her a bad mom.

Not to be confused with Law & Order SUV, in which officers ticket vehicles that take up more than one parking space.

They just mean he wasn’t outwardly disturbed, and I’m sure the statement was a translation from Chinese + different phrases or idioms appropriate in other languages.

I snuck into Costco this weekend!

According to my friend who works on a show on which she recently did an appearance, her security team won’t even let alcohol be in the same room as her, so I’d guess it was non-alcoholic.

Yeah I work at a concert venue and last night two different women asked me for ginger ale in a wine glass, not to mention the usual few guys that want non-alcoholic beer. I think it’s a comfort thing. Also our soda cups are huge and blue and kind of goofy so aesthetics probably played into it a little.

Next time Max sees Nev, I hope he gives him shit, because I know Max thinks that’s ridiculous.