I’m pretty sure it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon with a sea gull on his head.

No gifs, but seriously, Chris Brown and Cosby are both below Taylor Swift? That is crazy town.

I guess it’s better to be accused of raping dozens of women than to be an actual woman!

No write-in option for Yara Greyjoy? I found her Kingsmoot speech rousing and her ability to interact with other leaders (“I’m up for anything, really”) quite admirable. That and the leather pant situation.

The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof…

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

I’m sure he’ll be carefully groomed for a future in politics if he chooses. Although this photo set won’t help him, if you want to show off your body you’ve got to make the poses look natural like JFK used to. Like you’re just you know hanging out on the beach, on a boat or riding a horse shirtless through a mist.

What does the kid who thinks he’s a fox say?

This blog post is taking too much time away from her kids. She’s also not a real Christian.

Michelle knows the only that narcissistic clown loves more than the sound of his own voice is the sound of his name and as a result, she gave him nothing.

One of the anchor dudes on MSNBC said #ElectMichelle was trending after her speech.

My Facebook feed is full of people pointing out that Michelle Obama had the best speech at both the Republican and Democratic conventions this year...

“You know, it’s hard to believe that it has been eight years since I first came to this convention to talk with you,” she said, reminding Melania of who came first and who came hardest.

Obviously I’m not part of her medical or legal team but she’s probably doing “well” because she has that structured support and control that the conservatorship provides. We don’t actually know the exact details of everything that is wrong with her.

Yup. These people are idiots. They’re overlooking the good just because her father decided to step in and rein her in before she killed her children, herself, or hurt someone else with her actions while driving around like a loon.

We in Iowa City tried really hard to prevent Joni Ernst from happening. We’re sorry we didn’t try harder.

But as a professor I would consider this plagiarism, both because it uses words verbatim and because it paraphrases another person’s ideas without attribution.

“Want me to look under the hood?”

Or when you can’t wait to put your kids to bed, but then watch videos of them doing cute things five minutes later.

Like when I ignore my kids to look at pictures of them.