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Tuition and books/supplies are two different things.

That’s what I plan on doing if I ever write a novel: leave a lot of open ended questions and vague hints, let the fans come up with complex theories, then choose the best one and pretend it was my plan all along.

White jeans are the curse Yolanda Foster has put on all of us for not believing in her lyme journey.

I had to tell my mother who was two months into divorce proceedings with my dad that he was bringing his new, younger girlfriend that she knew nothing about to my brother’s graduation party. She had no idea and it was the worst. Here’s to thoughtless dads!

When Peter Dinklage hosted SNL. I loved the episode. He sang a song called Space Pants with Gwen Stefani. I still sing Space Pants.

Dita von Teese served Marilyn Manson with divorce papers on his birthday, which is one of my all-time favourite stone cold bitch moves. He was cheating on her with Evan Rachel Wood at the time, which is what moves it from dick move to wholly deserved dick move.

is skeeviness grounds for divorce? cokebloat? guyliner?

NO PRENUP!!

hehe me too. she getting that all state money! good for her

It’s official, Leslie Jones is my everything.

I adore her and her crush on James Spader.

Truth. I would have Peter Dinklage dancing around me while throwing rose petals in my path just because I could.

Did they really try to make that connection? I mean Kate Middleton has a lot of other things she can rub people’s noses in, if she wanted to, for goodness sake. Also, she has always “recycled” her outfits which is something I’ve always liked and appreciated about her.

There is nothing not to hate about the phrase “recycling clothes.”

Omg that E! article about Kate Middleton, talk about manufactured drama. In what universe is it a negative thing for a person, famous or no, to have a favorite outfit or two? Also I loved how they tried to imply that she’s wearing the same outfits to rub everyone’s nose in the fact that she still fits in her

LINDYYYY!!!!!

Cars should come with tweezers. They should be standard.

Tweezers, excellent idea. I should get a spare pair and add them to my stuff I carry. You know how sometimes you look in the car mirror and it’s like, “How did I not see that HAIR there when I was putting on makeup?!?”

Don’t panic. I’ve sent for this brave American who will keep POTUS safe while simultaneously giving us lap dances.