My first thought after hearing this news: NO! My second thought after hearing this news: YESSSSS...

MCAVOY! GASP!

Selena Gomez seems like the Kidz Bop version of his ex-wife.

#mophie is love, #mophie is life

I have such hatred for him. I think it is a combo of him being such a douche face and also saying that rape victims should have their rapists babies because everything happens for a reason.

I love the Sapphic undertones of Sophie Turner interviews. Once, she even shipped a Margaery-Sansa hookup as Real Housewives of Westeros fanfic.

Is that like his thing now? Crying on stage?

Oh, you know my sister?

Called my mom, who was at a Shoney’s in AL with my grandparents and brother and cousins and aunts and uncles. It’s awsome to feel like shit from thousands of miles away. But also nice to not eat at Shoney’s.

I can’t be mad about this, musicians of the orchestral variety usually have such a hard time making money.

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

Meg Ryan is going to be devastated to know that Rita Wilson was the star of Sleepless in Seattle.

Also,

Yup because a patch of green grass in the middle of a swirl of horse-hoof-churned turf is so not a clue that Something Interesting Happened Here Maybe We Should Look.

‘It’s a bloody woman...’

I find him so boring as an actor that I don’t even hate him. it’s like ‘Wait, he was in that movie, no way, wasn’t that Topher Grace?’

Kelly, time to call Andy Cohen and discuss getting your own show. I think he’s technically stepped away from being VP of Programming or whatever, but it’s not like he doesn’t have pull. That or just keep doing Broad City cameos (you were ah-mah-zing!).

Pshhh, Kelly always has her washer & dryer commercial success to fall back on. She can wash clothes, bake cupcakes and look adorable AF all at the same time!

You sassy fucking bitch, stop.