Yes. Don't do deadlifts. It is an incredibly pointless and stupid exercise.

Yes, yes they do. even better, I have a 2012 playoff towel thingy hanging in my office that says "Buckle Up!"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

B/C they have big penises that go all the way down to the uterus #positiveblackstereotype

Seriously. On an unrelated note, you in the market for a Jay Gibbons bobblehead by any chance?

My wife's 90 year old grandmother informed me that black men are only interested in oral sex.

You could wash an elephant in there.

Am I the only one who sees a guy bending a kid over from behind in this logo?

not the blind and deaf ones.

Seriously. So much hate up there. Who would want a Bucky Show garden gnome? Who WOULDN'T want one?

I hate the term "fresh" when it comes to beer. A big beer like a double IPA needs several months of conditioning to hit peak flavor, and won't lose that flavor for quite some time. Lagers, obviously, need at least 30 days to lager. Yes, they do go downhill much faster than a big beer, but unless you're BJCP…

Vegan cheese = Velveeta.

Mom says I can't eat anything with carbon in it.

He/She's so frustrated, his/her basic grasp of grammar has gone completely out the window.

Here's my cardio plan- about once every 4-6 weeks when it's warm, I go out and run 12 miles or so. I am totally not making this up. My body is strange.

So we should all eat at 7-11?

I had brain surgery once. Whatever they had me on in the hospital was insane. The first night I dreamed I was dead. It was night time and I found myself in another part of town. . I came across some construction workers sitting on a pile of lumber eating out of their lunch pails, and they told me if I got back to…

Oh contraire. they've already learned that you'll clean up their messes.

yes, and technically, we never actually see the present, because we see the reflection of light fractions of fractions of a second after it hits an object.

Just amazing that he can mold all that shit to look like an actual human head.