Agreed that the Boston Lager is very good. I'm also a huge fan of Oskar Blues Lil Yella Pils, Devil's Backbone Vienna Lager, and Lost Rhino Chasers Pilsner. Those two may still only be regional offerings, though. Oh, and Flying Dog's Dogtoberfest, though of course that's only seasonal. It kicks the shit out of Sam…

Additional point of order: Lagers are the newest front in the "craft beer revolution." Just think about how many microbreweries have added at least one lager to their portfolio. IMO, we will see a significant lager revival soon. Folks will grow tired of IPA's.

I also make beer. you can too!

Point of order: The Dogfish 120 counts as at least 4, maybe 5 IPA's.

Dammit, that was well done.

I probably have an identical scar. Got it during a craniotomy- they took some of the fat in my gut and shoved it in the huge canyon they had just cut into my skull.

You forgot to mention the smell of the je ne sais quoi. Sweet, sweet je ne sais quoi.

To be fair, you just stepped out of an airport. Where people were just cooped up in aluminum tubes for 12 hours without cigarettes.

That's incredibly impressive. Very good for you, sir/madam.

It also begs question as to why he felt compelled to share so many intricate details to the ER physician.

Ditto. +1 bun in the oven.

Shit.

One word- scrapple. There can't possibly be a manlier part of the pig to eat than scrapple. What's in it? Just shut the fuck up and eat it, that's what.

I think I'm going to start cooking food on my engine just for the hell of it. I can think of no manlier way to cook food (though if fire-breathing dragons were real, I could think of a better way).

Someone please, please, PLEASE find an incident involving spilled beans.

Nor without white trash drunk racist rednecks. But I repeat myself on that last part.

My old man was a Baltimore City fire fighter for 20 years. He said the absolute worst part of his job, surprisingly, was cleaning up after a crate of live chickens overturned. Roadkill galore, coupled with live chickens running everywhere.

100% agree. I think it completely diminishes an act of kindness if one speaks of it to others, and turns a virtue into a sin.

One thing's for sure, it sounds very exhausting to be a black person (note that I am aware that I am completely understating the plight of black folks in America).

Agreed, but without the herpes and the Jesus.