Seriously, you're a racist asshole. If you don't think that not breaking the law makes one less likely to be detained than someone who IS breaking the law (regardless of race), then you're a total fucking idiot. NOTE that I NEVER, EVER said the things that you're implying I said. You read those things BECAUSE…

Ok, I had no idea. I don't take offense when white people are referred to as whites so I didn't realize it is racist to refer to black folks as "blacks." I just assume the "people" part is understood to be implied.

Umm, was there something racist in what I said? I don't understand your comment. Is it racist to say black? If so, I had no idea. My sincerest apologies.

I agree with you.

The fact that blacks are pulled over at a disproportional rate does not negate the fact that obeying the speed limit makes you far less likely to get pulled over, nor the fact that driving around a state to avoid going through it wastes more time that exceeding the posted speed limit when traversing it (assuming that…

Apparently the cop was going to let Jason Werth off with a lesser infraction, until he pulled the "do you know who I am?" line. The cop quickly changed his tune, and even said "I don't follow baseball."

I believe they do the same thing in North Carolina. It's a mandatory appearance, too. Hence the solicitors.

Will, does this beer smell or taste like bananas?

You shouldn't, of course. The law, it is stupid. Just be thankful they didn't write in a mandatory vaginal probe clause on that one.

Yeah, I never said it was, nor anything close. I 100% agree with you about that.

That seems excessive.

I've lived here for 15 years, and never gotten pulled over. In fact, I've only gotten 1 speeding ticket in the 22 years I've been driving. How do I do it, you may ask? I don't speed. Sounds crazy, I know.

Yes, I believe the wording was intentionally misleading. Per the article, the distance was very close.

Do you know someone from your childhood who grew up to become a cop? Perhaps the hypersensitive bully-type? Yeah.....any other questions?

I kept one alive for two years. I suspect that's a record. I should totally get an award from the National Hermit Crab Conservation Society of America in the United States (not to be confused with the National Society for Hermit Crab Preservation).

Probably because putting your hands up is easier than choking yourself.

I'm suspicious that God stopped paying attention to the human race a long, long time ago. Kinda like a kid with a hermit crab.

Lazy gubment workers, feedin' at the public trough. Get back to work, freeloaders!

Do you think when guys like Donald Trump buy new tailored suits, they get measured like, every single time? You know, not because it's necessary, but because he likes to emasculate the tailor by waving his balls in his face. "A 34" inseam? You better check that again."

Should be, but isn't. One must also check to see if the shirt fits the body properly, or is large enough to camp in. Ill-fitting shirts make one look like an asshole.