Can someone explain why it's acceptable for women journalists to go into men's locker rooms when they're naked, but not for male journalists to go into women's locker rooms? The two, they do not reconcile.

You're just saying that because you're not worthy of drinking their beer, being exposed to their marketing, or even looking at their bottles. Don't look at it!

Vikings fan calls player "soft", promptly acts like a little bitch.

That motherfucker's a major league super star. Certified.

Real shame Palmiero got dropped off the ballot. 500 home runs, 3,000 hits. Enough said. Fuck the whole steroids b.s. The guy could rake.

yeah I don't know what the problem is here.

Sounds like you have very high standards for your ass.

I don't see "Pimpology" on this list.

Atrocious? I graduated high school with a 2.5 GPA (that's a solid C, thank you). I have a master's degree in Economics now.

Was 1990 that long ago?

Is that anything like Hip-Hopopotamus, or Rhymenocerous?

Is that anything like Hip-Hopopotamus, or Rhymenocerous?

Beer and cheese IS health insurance. They've got nutrients!

Authorities believe the suspects were acting out of anger after visiting a local mall kiosk and being unable to find any bicycle license plates with their names on them.

Authorities believe the suspects were acting out of anger after visiting a local mall kiosk and being unable to find any bicycle license plates with their names on them.

+pick 6.

Folks with badges seldom like it when the citizenry know and exercise their rights.

TSA logic: someone's going to go through the trouble to plan some sort of "terrorist" event, but neglect that whole "have an ID on you" part.

Though all of these things are sometimes excepted, some folks still have to deal with the TSA mouth breathers who think the District of Columbia is a different country.

Go on, take the money and run (hoo hoo hoo!).