Are you under the impression that Egyptians were black? Because they weren't. Read up a bit on how they treated their darker skinned cousins to the south.

separate bank accounts.

I'd definitely ask out of sheer curiosity. Especially since the 'getting dragged on the ground' part seems intentional. Practicing to be a gator wrangler, perhaps?

As with most everything in life, alert the nearest person wearing a uniform/polo shirt/tie/reflective vest/riot gear.

Those people are saints compared to the ones who don't re-rack. Or worse yet, don't re-rack because they're "still using it" as part of their 10 station circuit.

what does "chirped me" mean?

You know, I was right there with you. Thought the same thing. Then I watched the video. This man...I do not know what this man is doing, but it invites ridicule. Nay, it begs for ridicule.

Hmmm..good point. I's grammar, they isn't so well.

This is the sexiest pillow talk I've heard since the wife and I's weekly candle light readings of Masters and Johnson.

That would be a very, very long drive to Mt. Airy. She would also probably be charged with transporting a minor across state lines, or whatever that statute says.

What's the best thing about 15 year olds?

11. Little Chocolate Donuts

No mention of the shoes? There must be some mistake.

I wasn't allowed to give it to him, per orders from my Nazi boss. But yes, I agree with you. The point is not to waste food. My boss was just a vindictive twat.

Dirty glasses drove me nuts when I first got them. You get used to it. I don't clean them anymore. Don't even notice it, in fact. As Drew points out, trying to clean them often just makes them smeared and useless.

Trust me, I did. people are dumb. Also, Olive Garden has ridiculously absurd breadstick policies. You'd be hanged if you brought more before the others were gone. Seriously, my manager berated me once b/c I brought two more breadsticks to a table than regulations allowed. I did this intentionally so I wouldn't…

"Chunk Your Requests Together"

Heath and Score are the same candy bar. How do you differentiate? Also don't see Chunky on there. Damn shame.

If someone ever threw a chicken at me, that chicken would very quickly find its way up his ass. That is NOT acceptable.

Very smooth but for the initial paws at the beginning.