The Legend of Teabagger Vance

No pants in the trap is probably gonna result in a sand wedge.

This is the only acceptable time to utilize a selfie stick, correct?

My first surfboard (bought in the 80s) was a Spyder by Dennis Jarvis. It was boldly emblazoned with “Three Fins!” laminates; that was the new hotness back in the day. I am old.

I’m gonna guess your from the LA area or near by? (because Spyder)

Vaya con Dios

I like the part where she tore her leg up.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

It’s not our fault you’re wrong on both guys! :)

Don’t be too hard on yourselves. Bumgarner’s happened to a lot of people the last 8 years.

An alternate take from a Pirates fan:

I see it took you exactly 20 minutes after he posted to think of your “reply” on a Deadspin message board that nobody looks at. Seems you’re closer than you think...

So wait they want to give the Raiders shit for violating the Rooney Rule. Fuck aren’t they first team to have a Black Football Coach? Aren’t they the first to have a Mexican Football Coach? Aren’t they first to have a Woman work in the Front Office? Don’t have they a Black GM as we speak? (Granted he has Dennis…

Me too.

White Power Forward

Joke’s on you: It’s actually Verne Troyer.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Don’t be like me, kids. Know where your bureaucratic stickers belong.

Had a lot of money coming if Georgia won. (Had them at 15-1) Felt confident based entirely on the fact that Hurts is simply a terrible QB. Then Saban had to go and sub in that amazing freshman and fuck me.

I’m going to guess you’re the guy who argued this was the NFL’s least popular season. Shut the fuck up.