I love how butthurt Deadspin and the commentators get over Trump. It’s going to be even more awesome when he wins again in 2020!!!

“You might be thinking, “Can’t you take your dog for a walk without your phone?” Well, no, internet busybody. I need the flashlight function to find the dog shit in the dark.“

They had sage but need more thyme.

“ Alex Smith broke his leg during the 12:00 games yesterday and they were still calling it “Breaking News” through the end of the afternoon games...”

We get it. The dude is a dick-headed, fuck twat of a boss. But it’s also pretty shitty to focus in and write a novel on just him when there are so many other asshole bosses out there.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Tonight, We Bid Adieu to Rick Grimes, or Grimey, as He Liked to be Called: Edition

BUT DID HE CRY?!?

Flopping starts at the top.

I forgot why I stopped reading Deadspin for a while. Thanks for reminding me. 

Wow. They had 3 officers that were wounded responding to the attack at the synagogue. They should be honored too. They showed ultimate bravery. Your article is what tears people apart. Why didn’t you mention these men put their lives on the line during Saturday’s attack? Your article is one sided and spews hate. 

Not having any vices, fun, sex, friends, opinions or interests outside of hockey keeps him young.

Any punch thrown by someone bilked into being a Jags fan is, by definition, a sucker punch.

A dude that used to work for me also had a separate part-time gig as the Steelers mascot, Steely McBeam. This is circa 2008-2010 I believe. He came into work one Monday completely stressed out and disheveled. When I asked him what was up, he looks up at me, eyes watering, and said, “I got fired by the Steelers…

His net(not gross) worth is $9M. Fuck him. I’ll let you break my leg for $9M. I’ve been working for over 40 years and am maybe worth $800K (Not counting life insurance, which I’ll not get to enjoy...I’ll be dead.)

Jenkins’ tweet: “we risk it all for our teammates and our fans with little reciprocity.”

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

Unless you’re his girlfriend and you decide you’re not down with baptizing his child. 

James Harrison is the best. 

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

Boston fans who first became aware of sports between 2001-2004 are the worst sports fans.