No Jim Tomsula life hack without Drew? You’re dead to me Leitch

Entrapment!

Kinda wanna road trip to an Allegheny County Sheetz. I bet the N word hasn’t been thrown around with such gusto since Marge Schott owned the Reds.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

Shut the fuck up, you homer dork.

plug them in first, check the strand, then unplug and start at the top.

I start at the bottom because I don’t want the wire running from the AC outlet to the top of the tree instead of the bottom. That looks fucking stupid, and it leaves you with less string to work with.

“We’ve seen it on film. We was ready for it.”

Probably based on the fact that players still line up to play in the NFL knowing the dangers.

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

I agree. Normally I love to see teams be agressive and go for a short 4th. But in that position (field and time) I think being conservative and tying is the way to go.

Do you tell them your real job (Deadspin commenter)?

Got halfway through the article then remembered this:

I would do everything in my power to avoid eating out with these more-than-normally-insane in-laws.

Best Law & Order marathon in years.

Why do you hate fun?

I’m still going to end all of my rounds with the one-handed shotgun pump and nobody can stop me.

The machine you’ve been playing on is broken, smeghead. We have a Big Buck HD machine in the bar where I work. I can promise you, if you don’t pump it does not reload.

Best bit:

That’s a fair assessment. Although I’d prefer 3 months of snow to 9 months of hot and humid myself. I’ve actually tailgated for a Steelers game in December amid snowdrifts and everyone still appeared to be having a good time. And based on my 10+ visits to Orlando, it looks like a giant strip mall full of chain stores.…