I forgot why I stopped reading Deadspin for a while. Thanks for reminding me. 

She tried to No Comply, but he couldn’t resist going for her Backside with a Willy Grind. He definitely had a Stiffy going for that Roast Beef Grab. Wonder if she’s contemplating a Sex Change now. At this point, he’s probably mostly going Manual.

At least the biter apologized and admitted it’s snot OK to do that to someone.

Somebody get that guy a Jag Rag for his wounds.

Is that the Russian version of, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed?”

A dude that used to work for me also had a separate part-time gig as the Steelers mascot, Steely McBeam. This is circa 2008-2010 I believe. He came into work one Monday completely stressed out and disheveled. When I asked him what was up, he looks up at me, eyes watering, and said, “I got fired by the Steelers…

Bullshit argument. The players know the risk and choose to play. . Every one of them could quit tomorrow and go get a job that doesn’t require them to beat up their bodies.

Jenkins’ tweet: “we risk it all for our teammates and our fans with little reciprocity.”

“Ehhh... He’s a shitty dad.”

Why does the guy in the email of the week think KC to Cleveland is 15 hours? Does he drive like a grandma?

Let me fix that for you.

If they didn’t ask for tangible gratitude and just returned it, I’m sure they would’ve gotten a couple or signed jerseys or bats or some shit. Having to ask for it or else you would have to “negotiate” just comes off like you’re a couple of dickheads.

But how will we know if CTE contributed to their inevitable suicides if they retire to private islands?

Where the fuck did “Great Moments in Poop History” go?!?! Are you trying to distance yourself from poo stories? Fun Bag has been lacking poop in the Email of the Week section as well.

Since when did Ed Harris become a football coach? Never mind, since Radio.

$15 to attend a Deadcast watch party. That’s hilarious.

Damn. I can’t tell who’s more salty about all of this... Bell, the O-line or Lauren.

I broke several unwritten rules by just watching this video. 

The overuse of the word “Skol” by their fan base is enough for me to want them to crash and burn every season. 

For someone named Pepper, he sure is salty.