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When do they play a series against the Phillies?  That usually cures all ills a team has.

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

But are they really? Two stars and zero supporting cast sounds like, well, a lot of Western conference teams that didn’t make the conference finals. The Warriors may not as invincible, but they’re not going to roll over and be dead. The Rockets, Blazers, hell, even the Spurs aren’t Eastern conference cannon fodder.

Kind of inevitable. For all of the “Boston’s offer will blow LA’s out of the water” stuff I think Ainge has proven he’s too obsessed with assets to part with a ton for what he knew would be a year of AD.

Winston: Can I do your torso?
Winslow: No.
Winston: [does torso]

It is absolutely the correct take. I don’t celebrate after a touchdown anymore, because even if the refs signal for one, it could be deemed not a touchdown several minutes later, and fuck that. Reviews have reduced enjoyment of the game, in addition to slowing it down and making plays increasingly undefinable at a

No it is not. Sports is entertainment. Watching the equivalent of The Grassy Knoll video for 10 minutes 5 times a game while nothing else happens is not entertaining.

But at least it’s a franchise with better prospects than Detroit.

That’s a bad shot.

We will all make jokes about this but honestly, I couldn’t ask for anything more as a Sixers fan. It’s a make or miss league and Kawhi just fucking made the damn shot

The only article that I want to see on Lifehacker about the lottery is “Life Hack: Save Money by Not Ever Buying Lottery Tickets”

It’s a good way to drink beer for four hours away from the detritus of your crumbling marriage.

Hey Giants fans:  I will buy you a new life, yes I will. 

The Patriots would never do that. The shot would probably also hit Alex Guerrero in the groin.

@MichaelAvenatti is one of two accounts that has me blocked on Twitter. The other?