As a dude, I could not star this enough lol.

Sorry if humor isn’t keeping pace with social equality

As a man and husband with a child and a working wife, cooking and cleaning and caring for the baby isn’t an option for me; it’s mandatory. We both do everything, because we have to.

Why would the “Unload Dryer” button and “Stir the Pot” buttons be in close proximity?  I would be stirring the dryer and unloading the pot all day.  If you’re going to take the time to create and post something, at least look at it and see if it makes sense.  

I wonder, when does the Phillies brass finally realize Gabe has no clue how to manage a major league baseball team?  Offseason?  Or sometime in season 3?

Lol for a second there I thought you didn't know this was the NFL you were talking about, the one major sports entity that never, ever does anything right

Dandelo?

The NFL isn’t a court of law. They are a private business that can set its own standard of conduct for its employees. So that phrase has no place when it comes to any discipline the NFL may or may not hand out.

Toasty!

OKC for one

My guess (in order) would be Orlando (they have some young players and all their picks, and it would be impossible to get a player of his caliber any other way, as flawed as he may be), Minnesota (Teague is an expiring contract, Covington has a tradeable contract, and some picks), the Knicks (there won’t be a free…

I despise them more than most, and this is probably the least offensive move they have made recently.

Julius Randle looks A LOT better than I remember

Clips also have the Miami 2021 unprotected 1st they got from the Sixers, so that may make the math work

The ink isn't dry yet on the kemba walker deal and you are suggesting they trade for an even higher usage guard?  The could make the deal, but it wouldn't make any sense

I have no doubt the Raptors would be interested, but why would OKC make a deal for lowry? If they moved George and want to move Russ, it’s obvious they will rebuild, and Lowry doesn’t fit that timeline.

They did the next best thing (KD and someone else being the best) : they maintained flexibility.  Guaranteed a superstar becomes disgruntled and is made available before the deadline- they have the space and desirerable contracts to make a competitive offer, not to mention a high draft pick this year.  You have to be…

The funny thing is, if that happened, the Wolves would be in the WCF.  If he went to Orlando, ECF.  Maybe a title if things broke right.  He may want to play in LA or Toronto, which is fine, but a little voice must be telling him “Play in Memphis on the league minimum.  See how far you could take THAT team”.  And that…

The NBA is a hell of a league!

Probably not.  130-140 would have been realistic.  But in a league where length, shooting, and youth are very important, Harris checks all those boxes.  He won’t live up to the deal, of course, but chances are the Sixers won’t regret it, so long as he does what he can do:  shoot the 3 and space the floor.