An ex-gf studied abroad for a year, broke up with me after 2 months, started dating someone there 3 weeks later. She comes home after a year and wants to get back together, could never bring myself to do it though. The thought of pretty much knowing that she broke up with me for someone else was too much to stomach. …

Players born in foreign countries to American parents are just as American as anyone born within the country.

Well the person shouldn’t have been on the field, flower or not. Fuck that guy, if it wasn’t Pagan, it would have been a security guard or cop, and for good cause. If you run into my office unexpectedly and acting like an asshole, I might attempt a bodyslam on you. Can’t guarantee it would be effective, but I’d…

Correct me if I’m wrong here but it seems like firing the guy who hired Paul DePodesta would be the best move.

Vince Young was more of a power runner. RGIII was more of a sprinter. As far as agility goes I haven’t seen a QB like this since vick.

I can't wait to see how the Redskins or Browns ruin him as a pro.

“Lou Holtz spit on me” for me

“Florida smells like old people” got a chuckle.

It’s called gambling.

Dis good :)

Sadly, not the first Arkansas head coach that can’t keep track of his bitches.

Cena/Styles is a potential MOTY, but the rest was mostly garbage. There was no reason they couldn’t have fit that Zayn/Neville tag match on the main card, but hey, gotta have space for Nikki Bella’s return to sell their new goddam reality show. Hope you like dirt, women of Smackdown, because you all getting buried now…

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

The point of the list isn’t to tout the US’s dominance... it’s to tout Michael Phelps’s dominance. You mention the relatively short amount of time most countries have been in the Olympics. And how some countries have only been in for 20 or so years (which would be 5 Olympic Cycles). Michael Phelps is in his 5th…

Now if only Cena would deliver it this convincingly

Funny how no one who went to Harvard ever talks about their alma mater

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

For the life of me I’ll never understand why they make these host countries build all this bullshit. Use the existing facilities. Isn’t that part of the whole “hosting” thing? To show off your country’s charms? If a country doesn’t have the infrastructure to host the games as is, then don’t fucking go there.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.