Wait, I think I got it, guys. He’s calling wresting fake.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

All things considered, they did a pretty good job with it on the TV end.

That said, what a dog of a show in general. Even the Styles-Owens match had that awful finish that seemed more like a botch than a booking.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Perhaps this is why you aren’t a millionaire Patrick. Maybe this guy is right and we’re wrong.

“So what? Sleeping in a car is easy.”

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

JBL approves

I’m of a similar height and have met many male cops that could plausibly say I “towered over them”--say, 5'8" or less? Of course, I’ve also never threatened one, so it hasn’t really come up.

Remember, the guy who came up with this “clever” contract is the one who gets to keep his job and control over the roster while yet another coach gets pushed out of the airlock.

To anyone thinking about going to the gym after reading this article, but you’re afraid of what others will think of you, just remember, you may be the fattest most out of shape person in the building, but you’re much better off than all the people sitting at home!

But only a decaf.

If Utah had won, they planned on celebrating by passing around a large Starbucks coffee and letting each player have one tiny sip, Prophet be praised.

Well, he didn’t fail at winning the election, so we can no longer say that “everything he’s done on his own has been an abject failure.” (Although, if you’re going to quibble and say, “he didn’t do it on his own,” then you have to acknowledge that other people were also involved in his failed business ventures.)

As far as X’s and O’s, blocking and tackling is concerned, why we liberals keep fighting tooth and nail for gun control? I can’t think of a more suicidal electoral policy to pursue. Of course, it’s the morally correct thing to do, since guns are an abomination, but it is political suicide. It loses us huge swaths…

old and cynical or aware of reality?

He asked the ref if it was a first down. The ref told him no. Jamesis doesn’t like taking no for an answer.