It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Maybe he was making fun of him?

A reminder of what Peter King thinks is a good decision.

You had to ruin this by introducing common sense and logic, didn’t you? YOU ARE WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

PS: Thank you for making the fix quickly & graciously. (We’re more accustomed to no response/no corrections ‘round here.) Sincere apologies, however, for accidentally igniting an English usage thread. When/if y’all launch GrammarSpin, you know where to find me.

Thanks, I’ve fixed it now.

...when a wayward Lionel Messi shot flew over the goal and came hurdling her direction...

Came to this post thinking that Stanford somehow snarkily involved Iowa.

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

This guy would like a word:

He broke his ankle & shin in case people are wondering. Sounds pretty bad

You’re right, when will they learn to just use the official substance of the NFL, alcohol. After all, this country has a proud history of drunks.

No. You’re not allowed to own a gun if you have a criminal/violent history.

Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

+1 loud grunt

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.

I got to sit courtside for one game in my life. And being a normal, level-headed person without expensive clothing made me the weirdo in that group. Most people were wearing suits that cost more than my car. And the rest were screaming like they’d taken a Spike Lee-taught course in trashtalking.

Damn. Forced her to do the interview because they didn’t believe her?

goddamn.

Tip: Buy only California-grown, pressed & bottled olive oil. All that Greek & Italian shit, no matter how fancy, is secretly cut with cheap hazelnut oil by Big Olive over in Europe. Big Olive is so powerful that it makes Afghan Poppy cede and Colombian Coca Leaf shake. Big Olive will anaphalax your tree nut allergic…